cliterallysame:

sydthe-sloth:

Fun Fact: If you take 2 ‘D’ batteries and attach alligator clips to them and a light bulb and then another alligator clip to the light bulb and your braces the bulb works

you know she dead

(Source: nickiminajvevo, via thisniggamau)

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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(via moistbottom)

castiellen:

Every time…

(via thisniggamau)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via guy)

starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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(via neatpotatoes)

methicals:

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

new obsession 

(via trust)

revolucianado:

revolucianado:

tryin to clean my house and listen to Beyonce at the same time

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I didn’t almost break my neck for 4 notes you fuckers

(via our-helenlawson)

apollojustlce:

hanging out with your best friend more like

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(via coolstephaniegendronus)

nickiminajvevo:

realizing school starts in a month

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(via neatpotatoes)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via pizza)

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: abilifys, via guy)

lameborghini:

i cant believe u guys are real people

(via laughing-llama)

ammit420:

horror movie synopsis

  • white family moves into house
  • the house got some shit in it
  • family refuses to acknowledge that they got some shit in they house
  • turns out that shit is some ultrashit

(via oknope)